The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more,
'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'
$50 says you're gonna read this again.
Thank Dan
Cute.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day, Odie. ☺
Having grown up with grandparents who spoke like that, the conclusion was apparent.
ReplyDeleteMy mom always told the story about taking grandpa to a football game (probably Golden Gophers) Anyhoo, at one point the crowd was chanting "hold that line." Of course, for grandpa it was "hold a that line." She said that extra "a" was clearly heard by everyone and they had a great laugh.
edutcher, indeed.
ReplyDeleteSandee, thank ye kindly.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, That was a great a story, and you tell a it so well.
ReplyDeleteOdie, you owe me fifty bucks!
ReplyDeleteProof, were my high priced lawyers, accountants, and auditors here to witness your "skill"?
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