Saturday, December 2, 2017

FORE! ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she
goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and
finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess
all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should
have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43 ...

Thanks Dan


  1. Origin of the golf term, great lay.

  2. I don't golf...but given the people who spend time on your links (above), I could be persuaded to take up the sport.

  3. edutcher, in this case we'll take your play on words.

  4. LL, I've never played either, but you're right about getting interested.

  5. Too bad the duffers aren't as good looking.

    As for lessons, be careful what the f'ing pro at the country club says about what wood to use... ah never mind.

  6. that one next to the "2006" flag wearing a bubblewrap dress?

    that's a double stress reliever right there!

  7. Allen, You da man! Good spot and great thought.


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