The Flatula Backfire

Observations 2 . . . .

Thanks David

Observations . . . .

Thanks David

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 128 ~

Memes Keep Pouring In, So Liberal Sunday

Thanks Facebookers

Duracell ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 

Other Battery Buying Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Adrienne's Corner

The Feral Irishman

Knuckledraggin My Life Away

Diogenes' Middle Finger

Ninety Miles From Tyranny

Doubletroubletwo  

Angrymikes hood 

MissK's World...

American Power

GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD

A Nod To The Gods   

Your Crazy Uncle Bubba

Political Clown Parade

 The Last Tradition

The Right Way

How About A Fun Black Friday While I Regroup

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY!

Happy Thanksgiving ~ Woodsterman Style

Thank You Brig (LINK). You made our day!

Woodsterman's Talk About Life

A couple of us local retired types from the Senior Center were asked to address a high school gathering put on by the PTA. As luck would have it, I was the only speaker to show up, so I had the stage to myself.
 
I talked about staying in school, getting good grades and all that usual bullshit; and since I had plenty of time because those other guys didn't show, I threw it open for questions. The last one asked was, "Can you give us a couple of your life's philosophical beliefs?”
 
I said, “That’s an easy one. Looking back over my 7+ decades, I believe I've spent close to 90% of my earnings on booze and whores. The rest I just wasted.”

I was escorted out without getting to finish my last two rules to live by:

                          1)  If it flies, floats, or fucks, it’s cheaper to rent it

                          2)  If it’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have problems with it.

I hope they invite me back next year so I can finish.

Kids need to know this stuff!!

Thanks T-Bone

Funny Memes For A Tuesday

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Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 127 ~

A Little Sunday Ice Golfing

Thanks Dan!

POSITIVE ATTITUDE ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

"Life is not the way it's supposed to be - it's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference."

After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Navy fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.

He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried.


It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.


The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Sailor, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "OK...Can I feel your tits, then?"

And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude.

 Thanks T-Bone

Other Big Boobed Nurses Loving Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Adrienne's Corner

The Feral Irishman

Knuckledraggin My Life Away

Diogenes' Middle Finger

Ninety Miles From Tyranny

Doubletroubletwo  

Angrymikes hood 

MissK's World...

American Power

GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD

A Nod To The Gods   

Your Crazy Uncle Bubba

Political Clown Parade

 The Last Tradition

The Right Way

Thursday Is Liberal Appreciation Day On Friday

Thank You T-Bone