Irish Talking Clock

After closing time at the bar, Paddy was proudly showing off his
new Apartment to a couple of his friends.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big
brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of his friends asked..

'It's not a gong. It's an Irish talking clock,' the drunk replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'YUP, it is' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up
the mallet, gave the gong an
 Ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

"You ASSHOLE! It's 3:15 in the MORNING"