Sunday, August 20, 2017

Back To School Day




On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?

"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"

Thanks Alex
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5 comments:

  1. CurmudgeonAugust 20, 2017 at 2:19 AM

    In this story we have a teacher who is "testing" an unidentified liquid by tasting it? That's what's wrong with our schools today.

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  2. SandeeAugust 20, 2017 at 7:16 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha and Ewww. I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)August 20, 2017 at 9:51 AM

    edutcher, I always steal the best from Alex.

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