Wednesday, June 14, 2017


Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. And he's blonde too, right? Love this.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Adrienne said...

You always manage to find stuff that makes me snort when I get to the punch line. Thanks, Odie.

edutcher said...

Every place sells everything any more.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, many blondes come from that area of the world.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, It's thanks to my many friends like Brig.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, they don't want us to leave.

Unknown said...

Very funny. And time sensitive. Nice photo of the ACE store in TRUKEEEEE.

Unknown said...

A first heard a version of this story decades ago.

A guy goes into a shop and walked up to the counter and ordered a pound
of Kielbasa and a half pound of potato salad.

The guy behind the counter asked the customer if he was Polish,

The man replied Yes, how could you tell?

Well Sir this is a F&^%*ng hardware store!

Mike aka Proof said...

I guess Ace isn't the place with the helpful hardware man!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Unknown, Funny how we both know that. And it used to be the old Safeway building.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Unknown, mine is a little kinder and gentler.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, he was helpful.