Friday, June 30, 2017

Just Another Phunny Phryday

My buddy Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working
in the family business.

He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.

Tom wanted two things:

• to learn how to invest his inheritance and,

• to find a wife to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a
few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.

Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men…


 Thanks Hal

Boys and Girls, I've been working my ass off and have been absent a lot lately. Our first show is this weekend, so I'm hoping things will level off a bit after. I had to get over being inventory challenged. I think I've made it.


  1. Replies
    1. LL, One is not the brightest bulb in the box and one is.

  2. I love them both. Especially the diet pills one. Bless his homeless heart.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend, Odie. ☺

    1. Sandee, both show how men can be their own worst enemies.

  3. Replies
    1. Adrienne, I'm hoping with our new President minds will be made up to spend.

  4. The estate planner proceeded to blow the whole 20 mil in less than a year.

    The only good to come out of it was Dad died in bed.


  5. LOL!
    Both of you have a great & prosperous show this weekend!


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