Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Sobriety In Question . . . .



A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a car key in his hand.

A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.
About this time the cop looks down to see that the man's tool is being exhibited for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH GOD . . . they got my girlfriend too!!!"

Thanks Brig (Link) and Old NFO (LINK) 
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7 comments:

  1. edutcherJune 21, 2017 at 7:37 AM

    At least he knew where everything's supposed to be,

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  2. SandeeJune 21, 2017 at 7:46 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well imagine that.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

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  3. Ron RussellJune 21, 2017 at 12:15 PM

    Never was given my constitutional right to a sobriety test, To this day I don't understand why they cuffed me and tossed me in the back of their car when all I actually did was swing on them and tell them what a whore their mamma was.

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