Sickest Golf Joke of all time
Saul Wallerstein was at the
country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on
the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole just he had
scored his first ever hole-in-one, his cell phone rang... It was a
doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in an accident
and was in critical condition
and in ICU.
The man told the doctor to
inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he
hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best
ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple
of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all
eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering
the club
record by five strokes and
beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was
jubilant....
Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and
shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I
hope you're proud of yourself!"
"While you were out for the
past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has
been languishing in the ICU! It's
just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more
than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the
clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need
IV's; you will
have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed
3 times a day not to mention the hygiene care."
The man broke down and
sobbed.
The doctor chuckled and said,
"I'm just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you
shoot?"
Thanks Dan!
Sounds about right to me. I know some guys that would do just this.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
WOW. I that could be my old doctor.
ReplyDeleteNow that's grim.
ReplyDeleteSandee, I don't know any.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, welcome back. Watch out, most doctors golf.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, glad you like.
ReplyDeleteFunny how this goes from a very grim joke to a very happy one when we find out the golfer is really Bill Clinton. Even better if his wife's accident involved her plane, the "Stronger Together" Broomstick One, crashing into the biggest alligator swamp in the Florida Everglades. And that no alligators were injured.
ReplyDeleteGrunt, what a wonderful outlook on life you have.
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