A police officer called the central station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her
husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet."
Thanks David
Granny's got her gun, but she really, really needs to run a rake through that hair!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your day, Odie.
Sounds like some of the Mayberry bunch around here!
ReplyDeleteThere's a smart cop right there. Bwahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Curmudgeon, I like it. It makes her look meaner.
ReplyDeleteRon, what ever works to tell a good story.
ReplyDeleteSandee, he's going to live a long and full life.
ReplyDeleteShe ain't no 'Murrican.
ReplyDeleteWhere's her AR-15?
edutcher, 20 years ago they were selling those things in drug stores for a hundred bucks around here. Me thinks that's why she has it.
ReplyDeleteRun, officer, run. Lol.
ReplyDeleteCube, perzackly!
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