Lexophile . . . . Really?

LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

A lexophile of course!

•        How does Moses make tea?   Hebrews it. 


•        Venison for dinner again?   Oh deer!


•        A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.


•        I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.


•        Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.


•        England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.


•        I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.


•        They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.


•        I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.


•        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.


•        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.


•        I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.


•        This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.


•        When chemists die, they barium.


•        I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.


•        I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.


•        Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.


•        I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.


•        Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?


•        When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.


•        Broken pencils are pointless.


•        What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.


•       I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.


•       All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.  The police have nothing to go on.


•       I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.


•        Velcro - what a rip off!


•         Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

Thanks Hal