If you ask me (and nobody ever does), no male over the age of 25 should be allowed by law to wear a speedo.
Those caught in the act of wearing a speedo while old and ugly should be taken into custody immediately, beat unconscious with a 2x4, and then staked down over a fire ant hill.
And that's just for the first offense. Repeat offenders shall be treated with much sterner measures.
Well, I couldn't watch it. But, no matter. I had a nightmare two nights ago that someone stole my purse, out of a sea of purses at a party, and I awoke in a cold sweat! Same thing. Remember when men were allowed to carry purses about 25/30 years ago? Didn't last too long, now, did it? Except, of course, in SF. :)
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That's not fair. I spewed my cereal all over my computer screen. Hysterically funny. Thanks for the laughter. Take care out there.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad my cereal was already gone! Funny!
ReplyDeleteThat's a compelling argument.
ReplyDeleteAll us guys have that problem from time to time. My speedo is so packed---you know what I mean---I couldn't even fit a dime into it.
ReplyDeleteIf you ask me (and nobody ever does), no male over the age of 25 should be allowed by law to wear a speedo.
ReplyDeleteThose caught in the act of wearing a speedo while old and ugly should be taken into custody immediately, beat unconscious with a 2x4, and then staked down over a fire ant hill.
And that's just for the first offense. Repeat offenders shall be treated with much sterner measures.
Curmudgeon, there's a warning about coffee around here somewhere. I guess I'll have to add cereal to it.
ReplyDeleteLinda, wise choice.
ReplyDeleteLL, he don't need no stinking fanny pack. He has one built right in.
ReplyDeleteRon, thanks for that vision. Takes a lot of self confidence to where a speedo.
ReplyDeleteFredd, what would you do to a man wearing a speedo?
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahahaha. Exactly.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Well, I couldn't watch it. But, no matter. I had a nightmare two nights ago that someone stole my purse, out of a sea of purses at a party, and I awoke in a cold sweat! Same thing. Remember when men were allowed to carry purses about 25/30 years ago? Didn't last too long, now, did it? Except, of course, in SF. :)
ReplyDeleteSandee, I've really been having trouble walking around like that.
ReplyDeleteTrailbee, you really need to watch. Hal will love it too.
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