Took down our Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker
off the front door. We've disconnected our home alarm
system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in
the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of
ISIS in the center.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland
Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching
the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month!
Finally some return on our tax dollars!
off the front door. We've disconnected our home alarm
system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in
the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of
ISIS in the center.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland
Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching
the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month!
Finally some return on our tax dollars!
Thanks David
Damn, my kind of Joke! But my Rebel Flag ain't coming down even if I can save $50 a month!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahaha. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺
You'd be safer with an AR-15, but, Hell, yes, that Rebel flag should come down and I'll take it off every one one of those shameless hussies myself.
ReplyDeleteLOL brilliant idea heheh!
ReplyDeleteThat's beating the Liberals at their own game.
ReplyDeleteYour house is more secure than the Niner's offensive line, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! You are safe now, all right!
ReplyDeleteRon, OK!
ReplyDeleteSandee, Thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, so you like my little "Flag Poles".
ReplyDeleteSteve, Oughta work.
ReplyDeleteTimothy, we deserve one once in awhile.
ReplyDeleteProof, don't remind me.
ReplyDeletemessymimi, I have to be, they're all watching me.
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