Sunday, March 15, 2015

Three Kids Fishing



Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the 
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and 
landed in the creek below.
              
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids 
who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so 
grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
              
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack 
said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
              
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 
shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have 
Michael Jordan sign them.'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with 
a built in TV and stereo headset.'
          
Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you 
don't look like you're handicapped.
          
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out 
I saved your ass from drowning.

Thanks Dan!

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