FOX NEWS TODAY REPORTED THE LARGEST
POLICE BUST IN ARIZONA HISTORY....
Well, what in the hell were you expecting
from me, something serious?
Thanks Dan!
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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful.
The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She said, "No point asking about the beard then."
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful.
The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She said, "No point asking about the beard then."
Thanks Hal!
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How about some cleavage
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No, this is exactly what I expected. It's Saturday and it's boob day. I know that's what I'll find here on Saturdays.
ReplyDeleteLoved the joke.
Have a fabulous day and weekend Odie. ☺
Sandee, yes it's Saturday and that's my job.
DeleteThat was a fun Rule 5.
ReplyDeleteLL, that's why I'm here.
DeleteI need a key!
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, OK but you've been warned.
DeleteWonder how fast she can clear those guns out of their holsters?
ReplyDeletesig94, you just gave all of us food for thought.
DeleteSpeaking of "keys", Nancy Pelosi has had so many facelifts that now whenever she raises her eyebrows, she pulls up her socks!
ReplyDeleteProof, I've noticed those socks going up and down.
DeleteToo bad we can't have a bigger bust at the White House IYKWIM.
ReplyDeleteSandeeMarch 14, 2015 at 7:08 AM
No, this is exactly what I expected. It's Saturday and it's boob day
Until a new Administration is sworn in, every day is boob day.
(sorry, Odie, had to...)
edutcher, Sorry? Why, you did good. If you didn't have a sense of humor, you wouldn't be here.
DeleteNow we know how the bearded lady came about!!! And that cop wouldn't have to handcuff me!
ReplyDeleteRon, you'd go quietly?
DeleteLargest Police Bust indeed ;o)
ReplyDeleteAbelle, yeah ain't it great.
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