Monday, February 2, 2015

50 Shades of Grey

She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . And, 
trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile 
on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards.
Forward then backward.
Again . . . . and, again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began 
to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she 
let out a piercing scream . . . .

She shouted:

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

Thank You Hal!


  1. Replies
    1. Chuck, I love the surprise humor, but it really doesn't apply at the Woodsterman household.

  2. Sure doesn't apply here, either, Odie. I'm the champion of parallel parking. Harold? Not so much. When I got my first license it was through a driving school in Houston. The instructor gave me the foolproof method for parallel parking. I've used it ever since in all sorts of vehicles. I'd tell you what it was, but then I'd have to kill you - so I'll keep it my secret. ;-)

    1. Adrienne, it will have to remain your secret then, but it's probably the same trick they taught all of us kids.

  3. It's all about putting it where it goes.

  4. Bwahahahahahahaha. I must admit that my mind went directly into the gutter. You knew it would.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  5. Surprise ending for me, too. Having grown up in South Philadelphia, you have to know how to parallel park or your out of luck!

    1. Lady, I'm a Los Angeles boy and I know what you mean.

  6. It was too obvious to be the big O. My parallel parking skills are rusty because we don't use them much in Florida, but I can still do it in a pinch. It's just driving.

    1. Cube, I haven't needed those skills for a really looong time.

  7. I'm going to steal this. It's too good not to pass along.


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