You may have heard on the news about a Southern California
man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation
when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The
house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning
By Southern California standards, someone owning
100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."
In Michigan, he'd be called
"The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you
would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee,
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee,
Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called
"a deer hunting buddy."
And in Texas he'd just be
"Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
Thanks Dan!
I guess I am that guy down the road folks want as a friend...Locked and loaded.
ReplyDeleteI don't sport metal-studded thongs and I don't expose my chi-chis normally, but I, like the inimitable Randy-g am locked and loaded. Always!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend my friend.
Were there firearms in those photos?
ReplyDeleteRandy, Well friend, being from California they're watching me ...
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, Lock and load!
ReplyDeleteLL, not sure.
ReplyDeleteHubby liked this one. The gals of course, but definitely the guns and the ammunition. We never have enough of either. We need to move to Texas.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
In NY he might be called David Gregory...He and his family are now under NBC pysych. eval.
ReplyDeleteSandee, Texas does sound good.
ReplyDeleteScott, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
ReplyDeleteIn Philadelphia, he'd be called "The guy I always sit beside on the Broad Street Subway".
ReplyDeleteAin't it the fricking truth. At this time my gun inventory is down to only 8, and ammo rounds I estimate about 1000 rounds---just saying.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, That goes for any subway.
ReplyDeleteRon, Sounds like a defensive poise for a small area to me.
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