Saturday, September 21, 2013

Welfare Office ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, 
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... 
You started it." .....

Other rule 5ers with their pants too low:

Thanks Dan !


  1. I was grabbing the keys to run for the door and dash for the unemployment office ....when I read the punch line.

    Intolerably cruel...!!!!

  2. You started it!!! Outstanding Odie.

  3. Randy, This thing is floating all over the internet, so I thought I would spice it up Woodsterman Style.

  4. Trentent Silver, I don't allow little worms free advertizing on my site. Go troll someplace else!

  5. Always better with photographic accompaniment!!!

  6. Now I have to wash my eyes out with bleach. Why wear the shorts at all? That was just plain nasty. the girls were fine though.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

  7. Scotty, when I received that it SCREAMED Rule 5 Woodsterman Style.

  8. Sandee, when I go out like that I don't wear the shorts.

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  10. Remember the old song, "Welfare Cadillac"?

    As VDH said, we've got the most comfortable poverty in history.

  11. That jerk better not walk around like that when he is finally locked up. But you can lock me up with those babes for just one day---my last day.

  12. coverin my delicate eyes!!! heh have a good one Woodsy!!:)


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