No Longer
Need Drivers Licenses
Need Drivers Licenses
My neighbor was working in his
yard when he
was startled
by a 1980's
white 4-door
sedan that
came crashing
through his
hedge and
ended up in
his front
lawn.
He rushed to
help an
elderly lady
driver out of
the car and
sat her down
on a lawn
chair.
He said with
excitement,
"You appear
quite elderly
to be
driving."
"Well, yes, I
am," she
replied
proudly. "I'll
be 97 next
month, and I
am now old
enough that I
don't even
need a
driver's
license
anymore."
"You don't need a driver's license
anymore?!?"
"That's right!
The last time
I went to my
doctor, he
examined me
and asked if I
had a driver's
license. I
told him 'yes'
and handed it
to him. He
took scissors
out of the
drawer, cut it
into pieces,
and threw them
in the waste
basket,
saying, 'You
won't need
this
anymore'. So
I thanked him
and left!"
Thanks Dan !
I thought it was normal to park in the neighbors yard...
ReplyDeleteIf you were young and and drunk and crashed through somebody's yard, they'd want to kick your butt. When you're old, they just cluck their tongues (while you're laughing inside).
ReplyDeleteRandy, so did I.
ReplyDeleteLL, That keeps happening to me.
ReplyDeleteThat hedge needed trimming anyway!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Well he should have been more specific. I'm just saying.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺
I am getting my eyes checked soon...So I can keep a better eye out for these ELDERS!
ReplyDeleteI'm not going there... yet!
ReplyDeleteI think I am there now.
ReplyDeleteMy sister-in-law already drives like that, and she's only in her 40s. Gawd help us all if she makes it into her 90s!
ReplyDeleteOh, boy, I've met a few like that.
ReplyDeleteDamn you mean I have to have a driver's license---thought when I reached 65 those days were over, just like the hunting license thing.
ReplyDeleteOpie, was that an off color comment?
ReplyDeleteSandee, so it's OK because you might not understand.
ReplyDeleteScotty, what did you call me.
ReplyDeleteCube, trust me you don't want to.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, I've been watching you and you're there. Welcome aboard.
ReplyDeleteInno, I feel her pain. Where the hell have you been?
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, hey what do you mean?
ReplyDeleteRon, a what?
ReplyDeleteIn my wild and misspent youth, one job I had was taking the driver's license photos.
ReplyDeleteIf you knew how unfit some people are to drive (and they ain't all old), you wouldn't live within 50 miles of a road.
I think that I see several seniors without drivers licenses every day around here -- especially during the "off hours" of weekdays (not so much on weekends).
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, I'm in trouble then.
ReplyDeleteAOW, Reno is full of them.
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