WISH TO LIVE FOREVER
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed
to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after the
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after the
government gets it's act together".
"You crafty little bastard you" said the fairy
"You crafty little bastard you" said the fairy
My wife, being the romantic sort, just sent me a text...
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams
If you are laughing, send me your smile
If you are eating, send me a bite
If you are drinking, send me a sip
If you are crying, send me your tears
I love you!
I texted back…………………………..
I'm sitting on the toilet,
What should I do?
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams
If you are laughing, send me your smile
If you are eating, send me a bite
If you are drinking, send me a sip
If you are crying, send me your tears
I love you!
I texted back…………………………..
I'm sitting on the toilet,
What should I do?
Thanks David !
That is damn cold!
ReplyDeleteRandy, is that a weather report or an opinion?
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Right on the money the first two. The last one? Well...
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
It's AWFUL COLD out here, and lots of snow is coming, we've been lucky so far, oh well, I hope to mostly stay inside and try to rest up.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, Odie, you always make me smile.
Sandee, Oh come on, the last one was my favorite.
ReplyDeleteBunni, That's my job. Glad to see you visiting about.
ReplyDeleteIt sure is cold!!!! Those made me smile Odie :)
ReplyDeleteThe first is a valid thought for today.
ReplyDeleteWhen in doubt says, "Always thinking of you".
ReplyDeleteNot unlike the answer to, "Does this make me look fat?" .
Wow that's a lot of snow. No wonder my hubby freaks out whenever I mention moving back to Maine!
ReplyDeleteI had to do the shoveling the last year we lived there because he started long haul. We moved the next year! LOL! :-)
It goes to show that not everything should be shared between a couple...
ReplyDelete2T2, admit it, that's why you keep coming back.
ReplyDeleteJuan, it's a valid thought every day, if only we could just keep it cold enough.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, that's a tough one to answer.
ReplyDeleteJackie, I know what you mean. I've lived in snow country for 32 years. It snowed 4 feet a couple of weeks ago and it's been so cold it's still here.
ReplyDeleteVelcro, And to think I cleaned that last sentence up from the original.
ReplyDeleteIt's so cold here in the D.C. area right now that we're having trouble with the integrity of the sewer pipes. I'm not exaggerating.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how those potties up on Capitol Hill are flushing.
AOW, it stinks there anyway. Sewer pipes are usually pretty deep.
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