Saturday, January 5, 2013

Being Blonde ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



 A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."

 "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"

 So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.
The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"
"No I'm a blonde", she replies.
"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.

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32 comments:

  1. Randy-gJanuary 5, 2013 at 7:34 AM

    At least that blonde didn't ask the doc to pull her finger! I love blondes...

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)January 5, 2013 at 7:46 AM

    Randy, I love blondes too ... now, pull my finger.

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  3. Opus #6January 5, 2013 at 8:21 AM

    I am a blonde. And I don't get it. Can you explain it to me?

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  4. SandeeJanuary 5, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    Bwahahahahahaha. I love it and I love being a blonde too. I've heard many many blonde jokes over the years.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  5. Marine4everJanuary 5, 2013 at 9:33 AM

    Why would she dye her hair if her finger's broke?

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  6. LLJanuary 5, 2013 at 10:24 AM

    There's nothing not to like about natural blondes. However, sadly, there are many out there pretending to be blonde and the carpet and drapes don't match.

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  7. edutcherJanuary 5, 2013 at 1:27 PM

    A oldie but a goodie.

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  8. EuripidesJanuary 5, 2013 at 5:14 PM

    Blond jokes and beautiful women; what more could anyone want in life?

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  9. JackieJanuary 5, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    It is true what they say...us blonds do have more fun!! Mine is platinum silver now and everyone always ask me where I get my hair dyed. I don't.

    I was born a blond and looks like I will be going out that way too!:-)

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2013 at 10:00 PM

    Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh odie :)

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  11. stevebethereJanuary 6, 2013 at 7:49 AM

    LMAO that cracked me up

    Have a brilliant day

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 8:15 AM

    Opie, you being blonde, I'm not sure there's enough time or space here.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 8:16 AM

    Sandee, shhhh I'm a blonde too ... well used to be.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 8:17 AM

    Marine, it makes perfect sense to a blonde.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 8:18 AM

    LL, look into their mind and it will make prefect sense ... I think.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 8:18 AM

    Edutcher, we on the Woodsterman staff celebrate old every day.

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 8:20 AM

    Euripides, just trying to keep up with your new attitude at FaceBook.

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 8:21 AM

    Jackie, let's have fun!

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 8:22 AM

    doubletroubletwo, All of us at Woodsterman are here to please.

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 8:24 AM

    Steve, glad we could be of service.

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  21. Ron RussellJanuary 6, 2013 at 11:01 AM

    Wonder how she got the broken finger?

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 11:58 AM

    Ron, she broke it checking for pain.

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  23. edutcherJanuary 6, 2013 at 1:21 PM

    Odie, it beats the Hell out of celebrating dead.

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  24. Woodsterman (Odie)January 6, 2013 at 5:45 PM

    Edutcher ... 10-4

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  25. Maggie ThorntonJanuary 8, 2013 at 9:17 AM

    Blonde jokes are the best. Love this one.

    Odie, thanks for linking me even though I haven't done a Rule 5 for awhile.

    Maggie@MaggiesNotebook
    http://maggiesnotebook.com

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  26. Woodsterman (Odie)January 8, 2013 at 9:32 AM

    Maggie, you bet ... a guy can hope can't he.

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  27. Reaganite IndependentJanuary 11, 2013 at 9:31 AM

    Nice tail this week, you dog

    Linked at my place:

    Miss USA/Miss Universe 2012
    is Rhode Island's Olivia Culpo~

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  28. Woodsterman (Odie)January 12, 2013 at 10:07 PM

    RR, you're a gentleman Sir. Thank you.

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  29. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2014 at 12:27 AM

    What is the name of the girl with the pink gloves at the end

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  30. Woodsterman (Odie)February 7, 2014 at 6:06 AM

    Mario, I haven't the faintest idea. I probably googled sexy blonds and picked my 5 favorites.

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  31. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2014 at 11:09 PM

    I had trouble looking for her

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  32. Woodsterman (Odie)February 17, 2014 at 6:06 AM

    I just googled "Sexy Blonde" and found her, but it was from this post. Sorry, but I posted this over a year ago.

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