Political Humor for the Day

And you were led to believe that a Muslim wouldn't kiss a pig.

( Pelosi is thinking) “I’ve had so many face lifts, you’re actually kissing my ass."

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The Best Dear Abby Yet :

Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the                interest. He’s demanding to get his own way on everything.
He has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious. one week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next week he's with Muslims.
Finally, the last straw.... He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?
Signed,
Lost
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Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, have others pay your outlandish expenses, plus you get to wear those terrible clothes and still have the media rave about you....You can divorce the jerk any time you want, but the rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years!
Signed,
Abby

Thanks David !