Senior Driver

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was 

startled by a late model car that came crashing through 

his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.
 

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the 

car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

"My goodness," he said with excitement, "you appear

 quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly.  

"I'll be 97 next month, 

and I am now old enough that I don't even need 

a driver's license anymore.
 

"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me 

and asked if I had a driver's license.  I told him yes and

handed it to him.  He took scissors out of the drawer,

cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the wastebasket, 

saying, 'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!"

Thank You Katy !