Monday, October 1, 2012

This Guy Walks into a Bar . . . .

Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a 
robot bartender! 
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, 
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, 
space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he 
goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, 
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, 
the Saints and LSU Tigers
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting,
so he thinks he will try it one more time. 
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings 
him his whiskey.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"SO, . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?"


  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Good one Odie.

    Have a terrific day. :)

  2. I'm a LSU fan, life-long, but will admit robots sometime have more sense than Havard Professors. Geaux Tigers!

  3. Didn't realize I left the "R" out in Harvard---hell it just stands for radical anyway!

  4. Too good.

    And it's probably from a true story.

  5. Ron, that's OK it's the way the Kennedy's pronounce it.

  6. And the liberals keep insisting that they're the smart ones out there?

  7. Judging by this lady (obamaphone) the robot is probably right

  8. Euripides, I think the word you were looking for is "enlightened".

  9. Banned, how would you like an Obama Phone? I don't think we tax payers would notice one more.


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