Thursday, January 11, 2018

The Husband Store


A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!




So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love children.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more,' so she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
 

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to thesixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Thank You David

6 comments:

edutcher said...

I presume the 3rd floor of the Wife Store has wives that love sex, have money, like beer, and are sweet-natured.

The 4th floor of the Wife Store has wives that love sex, have money, like beer, are sweet-natured, and have a great sense of humor.

The 5th floor of the Wife Store has wives that love sex, have money, like beer, are sweet-natured, have a great sense of humor, and never nag.

The 6th floor of the Wife Store has wives that love sex, have money, like beer, are sweet-natured, have a great sense of humor, never nag, and will stay that way forever.

These floors exist to prove men will settle for the little things, but forget the big ones.

Sandee said...

I didn't make it to the sixth floor and I have a wonderful husband. Just saying.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, so you wouldn't be happy with sex, money, and beer?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, you never went in that store then?

Brig said...

edutcher is a wise man.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, he has his moments.