"Life is not the way it's supposed to be - it's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference."
After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Navy fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried.
It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Sailor, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "OK...Can I feel your tits, then?"
And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude.
Other Big Boobed Nurses Loving Rule 5 ers:
Are you saying nurses are nothing but airheads with big bazoobs again? You know that makes The Blonde mad.
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edutcher, I never said that. Thanks for not telling her. It took a long time to get on her good graces the last time she got mad at me.
ReplyDeleteus sailors aren't slow, we're just used to translating around all the cuss words, so when someone doesn't use them it confuses us.
ReplyDeletethrow in an f-bomb a hell and a few goddamnits and we will be able to understand what you're saying just fine.
Allen, that's effing right.
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