Sunday, August 13, 2017

Tyrone . . . .


Tyrone was having trouble in school; his teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone; will you ever learn anything?"

One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career.

Tyrone's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with irreversible cardiac disease. Her doctors all strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but quickly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. When the doctor turned around to leave the room, he saw Tyrone, now a janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you voted for Hillary.


Thanks Hal

8 comments:

LL said...

hahaha cough-cough - pee down the leg - hahahaha

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I thought it was Tyrone too and I didn't vote for Hillary. You already know that.

I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

One lives in hope, but

Nice

Chris in NC said...

that was friggin hysterical. thank you!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, that's some messy laughter.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, you didn't vote for Hillary? Yes, I knew that.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, "but" clarifies a lot.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Chris, you're Friggin welcome.