Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Amish Elevator


A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father 
were in a mall. They were amazed by almost 
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide 
back together again.

 The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
 
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
 'Son, I have never seen anything like this 
in my life, I don't know what it is.'
 While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
 a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls
 and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between
 them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
 They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
 then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
  Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
 24-year-old blond stepped out.
 The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
 said quietly to his son.....
  'Go get your Mother'..........
 Dick, Thank You so much!

7 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. If only.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

An oldie but a goodie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, do you mean there are no magic walls?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, it wasn't old to me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Emily, sorry kid, but no Trump hating blog gets any help from me.

Ron Russell said...

An over-estimation of modern technology. Great one!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, It sure did a great job on that first woman.