Sunday, September 4, 2016

The Campaign Trail

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail

         As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.

         She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election.

         The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.  I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

         Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and  eats that,  too.

         The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and  asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket".

         Who are you going to vote for now???

Thanks Dick


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Love this Odie. I linked you to Silly Sunday.

Have a terrific day. ☺

LL said...

Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

edutcher said...

I love it.

Timothy Hecht said...

When Crooked Hillary saw Trump winning over Black voters in Detroit yesterday, she overflowed her colostomy bag.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, thank you kind Lady. I was having internet problems at the show.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. LL, you betcha!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, comparing conning to theft.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Timothy, Damn! Sorry I missed that.