Sunday, November 1, 2015
Great Quotes of a Sexual Nature ~ Well What Did You Expect Here?
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these
is the Mercedes-Benz 560SL."
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake a whole relationship."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling
me a son-of-a-bitch."
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where
he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
* Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to
rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place"
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women. They say that women
are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
*Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that
many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten
who ties up whom."
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural
experiences money can buy."
* Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get
older. Little things like being spanked every day by a
middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
* Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."