Saturday, September 12, 2015

Taxi Ride ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A RIDE IN THE TAXI
A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the Truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes". After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She said" "Most of them become taxi drivers."




 I can see it's not a profession that requires a doctorate.

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12 comments:

  1. SandeeSeptember 12, 2015 at 8:30 AM

    Bwahahahahahahaha. Great comeback.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  2. edutcherSeptember 12, 2015 at 8:36 AM

    Told on "The Tonight Show" circa 1962 by Baron Whitehead and probably going back 50 years before that.

    An oldie but a goodie.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)September 12, 2015 at 9:53 AM

    Sandee, Moms are usually the good guys.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)September 12, 2015 at 9:54 AM

    Edutcher, what other fun facts are in that brain of yours.

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  5. Mike aka ProofSeptember 12, 2015 at 11:48 AM

    The Bunny Ranch hookers supported Ron Paul in his last presidential bid, too.
    BTW, them girls is practically next door to you, Odie! Do you ever wave to them on their way to work?

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)September 12, 2015 at 5:34 PM

    Proof, they are my work!

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  7. Ron RussellSeptember 12, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    Hell I would trust a hooker more than a professor with a doctorate from today's universities.

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  8. AllenSeptember 12, 2015 at 10:35 PM

    at least hookers have an honest job...they provide a service, price negotiated prior to sale.

    a politician is like a hooker provided by your wife, promise everything, provide nothing, and cost a lot to do said nothing with the blessing of the one paying the bill.

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  9. edutcherSeptember 13, 2015 at 8:35 AM

    Odie, I saw that show.

    Told by a veddy proper Englishman with a veddy proper British accent, it brought down the house.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)September 14, 2015 at 6:16 AM

    Ron, and you'd be trusting her with a lot more.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)September 14, 2015 at 6:17 AM

    Allen, so ... you know many?

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)September 14, 2015 at 6:19 AM

    edutcher, damn I missed it.

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