Sunday, March 15, 2015

Three Kids Fishing

Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the 
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and 
landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids 
who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so 
grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack 
said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 
shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have 
Michael Jordan sign them.'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with 
a built in TV and stereo headset.'
Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you 
don't look like you're handicapped.
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out 
I saved your ass from drowning.

Thanks Dan!


LL said...

That's a great way to begin a Sunday morning - and the third kid is correct.

Always On Watch said...

Love that 3rd kid!

Adrienne said...

Love the third kid's dad.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha on that last kid. I linked you to Silly Sunday as usual.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, they should of thrown that fish back.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, I sure we all do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, it sounds like one of us.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, thank you kind lady.

Timothy Hecht said...

Those meddling kids!

edutcher said...

And Dad's black!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Timothy, damn um.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, double whammy.

Ron Russell said...

Too bad he wasn't the one that got away! Speaking of the Coward-in_Chief.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, indeed.