Tuesday, March 31, 2015

The Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido,

has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job

in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and

would therefore never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the

missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."

The lawyer, using sign language,

asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are

talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, 

"He says he doesn't know

what you are talking about."

 The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's

head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

 The lawyer signs to Guido,

"He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK!

You win! The money is in a brown

briefcase, buried behind the shed at my

cousin Bruno's house."

 The Godfather asks the lawyer,

"What did he say?"

 The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to

pull the trigger."

 You gotta love lawyers!!

Thanks Dick


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. That's a lawyer alright. Bless their hearts.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, at least this one is stealing the mobs money and not ours.

edutcher said...

I think he's the one getting dingy Harry's seat.

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Anonymous said...

Good one

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, but will Harry be taken care of in the same way?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Commoncents, you're on my sidebar you know. Is it really necessary to plug your site in my comments?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, Tanks

cube said...

My sympathies aren't with any one of those skunks. A pox on all their houses.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, don't sugar coat it.

Ron Russell said...


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, do I have to?