Saturday, March 7, 2015

My First Condom ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 My First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet
of condoms at nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go 
in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me
and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew 
what they were for.
She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see 
that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the 
package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure
I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store 
to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me
into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked 
her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my 
mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom 
on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties 
and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much 
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no 
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she
asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
Then she beat the shit out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

Thanks Hal 

How about some cleavage . . .

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Put it here ... I can't wait to thumb it.

solarmoviesnline said...

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LL said...

Women can be funny about those things.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. This is the male version of a blonde joke. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

edutcher said...

So... was it a boy or a girl?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, Whatever toots our tooter huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

solarmoviesnline, I usually don't allow off the wall comments that have nothing to do with my post with a link to someplace out there in never never land. The jury is out at the moment as to weather this stays.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, so I'm not the only one that noticed.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, thank you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, one of each.

Proof said...

Some guys you gotta draw 'em a picture!

Ron Russell said...

Gives a new meaning to fingering!!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, got it right after the demo.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, and isn't that what we wanted?