Tuesday, July 8, 2014

A Truly Heart Warming Story

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine 
when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop 
and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and 
I'll feed you, " the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. 
They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 
"You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 
"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, 
even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the 
lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."

Come on now...you really didn't think there 
was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer 
story...did you????

Thanks Dan!


LL said...

Hahaha...you're a cold one, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, thank you Sir.

Sandee said...

I was sure there was a catch to this as lawyers are greedy, uncaring folks. Washington D.C. is full of them after-all.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Z said...

That is funny! But, you know..it kind of reminds me of Obama telling the illegals stop eating their short grass and COME ON DOWN..er UP! TO THE USA! We've got just what you need. And he IS a lawyer (supposedly!)

Oh, brother...that thing is bugging me SO MUCH!

edutcher said...

Our current POTUS is a lawyer.

Ron Russell said...

Cheap lawn care!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, catch?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Z, it's bugging all of us. He is a smarmy lawyer of the first order.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, right you are, and believe me we can tell.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, we could all use it.

Euripides said...

Ah, you have found the perfect metaphor for Washington DC.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, but of course.

cube said...

Heh heh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, ha ha.

Abelle | The Wows! And Oops! Of Life said...

Haha! You got me here, Odie ;o)