Sunday, May 11, 2014

Text Message

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text 
messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic 
type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon while shopping the wife decided to send 
her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: 
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are 
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me 
a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, 
send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: 
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
 Stolen From Gordon At FaceBook

Trying something new from Sandee at Comedy Plus:


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Good one Odie. I linked you to my Silly Sunday post too.

Have a fabulous day. Happy Mothers Day to all the moms in your life. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Thank you for the link, and Happy Mother's Day over at your place.

joeh said...

Love it!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

joeh, and I'll bet you can't wait to use it, huh.

edutcher said...

Sometimes, you just have to play the game.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, but of course.

Ron Russell said...

Guess somethings are left better un-texted!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, but what's the fun in that.

Rhonda Albom said...

Perfect images you added with this story. Thanks for the laughs. Visiting from Silly Sunday.


LOL - this post hit home. For Mother's Day I bought my wife a new mobile phone with all the bells and whistles.

The Kids are teaching her on how to spy on my internet activities... might have kick myself in the back side