An elderly couple had just learned how to send text
messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic
type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon while shopping the wife decided to send
her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me
a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: