Saturday, April 26, 2014

Texas Sex ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Two Texans were out on the range talking about 
their favorite sex positions.
One said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have  ever heard of that one," said the 
other cowboy.  "What is it  ?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours 
and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts 
in your hands and
whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.' "    

Then you try and stay on for 8  seconds.



Thank You Trailbee

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19 comments:

Randy-g said...

Ride on!

LL said...

Yipee eyo kyay!!!

8 seconds, you say?

Scott Way said...

I still carry the scars!

Sandee said...

To that's Texas six. Sounds pretty difficult to do, but what the heck.

Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

edutcher said...

Trying to stay on isn't the hard part.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I never knew 8 seconds were so long.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, yup, and it ain't that easy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scotty, yeah but you lived to talk about it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, we do what we can.

Proof said...

Eight seconds??? You mean you have to do it twice???

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J. Shaw said...

If you stay on-when is it safe to get off?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, trying to get away after you're bucked off?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, I don't know. It looks like you're shedding a bad light on all of us.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

J Shaw, pack a lunch, Dude.

edutcher said...

You got it.

Of course, The Blonde's motto is, Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, OK cowboy.

Ron Russell said...

Texans like a bucking ride--that would sure get one!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Title says it all.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Nice try Kellen .......