Saturday, April 19, 2014

Blonder Than ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 Q: Why do blondes take the pill? 
A: So they know what day of the week it is. 
 A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." 
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?" 
 Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? 
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads. 
 Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? 
A: They're both empty from the neck up. 
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? 
A: Because she got an "F" in sex. 


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Sandee said...

Loved the jokes. The photographs not so much. And you know why. I'm not going to ask for you to post guys because most of the time I have to wash my eyes out with bleach.

Have a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺

LL said...

This is the perfect way to kick off an Easter Weekend ---with Bunnies.

Ah yes. Blondes. (sigh)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Do you mean I guessed wrong about your taste in men?

edutcher said...

Actually the blonde said, "I have a Brazilian every week".

Ron Russell said...

I'll have a double helping of that middle one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, blonde bunnies ... ah yes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, that's a lot!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I can't blame you.