Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/dumbblondejokes.html
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Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Loved the jokes. The photographs not so much. And you know why. I'm not going to ask for you to post guys because most of the time I have to wash my eyes out with bleach.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺
This is the perfect way to kick off an Easter Weekend ---with Bunnies.
ReplyDeleteAh yes. Blondes. (sigh)
Sandee, Do you mean I guessed wrong about your taste in men?
ReplyDeleteActually the blonde said, "I have a Brazilian every week".
ReplyDeleteI'll have a double helping of that middle one.
ReplyDeleteLL, blonde bunnies ... ah yes.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, that's a lot!
ReplyDeleteRon, I can't blame you.
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