Saturday, September 7, 2013

The Lone Ranger ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

The Lone Ranger's Last Request

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured

by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, you are the great Lone Ranger"...

"In honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"

"What is your FIRST request?'

The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought
before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with
a beautiful blonde woman on his back. 
As the Indian Chief watches,
the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits
he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",

"But I will still kill you in two days."

"What is your SECOND request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
to his horse.

Silver is brought to him,
and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears
over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns,
this time with a voluptuous brunette,
more attractive than the blonde. 

She enters the Lone Rangers tent
and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief
is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"

"But I will still kill you tomorrow."

"What is your LAST request?"

The Lone Ranger responds,

"I'd like to speak to my horse...alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
and Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone,
the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
looks him square in the eye and says,

"Listen Very Carefully!!!

Other Lone Rule 5 ers:


Opus #6 said...

Odie, as always, your taste is eye-popping.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Starfish, yeah ain't it cool.

LL said...

After looking at those photos, I need to go to the beach.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. That horse has a one track mind and I can see all the men like that track.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Curmudgeon said...

Do I need to start pimping our pics of tits to drive more traffic to my site or should I leave that solely in your very able hands? (Pun intended).

edutcher said...

The hills are alive with the sound of... Playtex?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, let me know if you find her.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, LOVE IT!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, Couldn't hurt. You know us guys and boobs.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I believe you were even in tune.

Reaganite Republican said...

Linked here, sir-

Miss Ireland 2013 is Aoife Walsh

Ardesheer said...

your joke was amazing, I think he should have simply asked the blond or brunette girl to go back with the horse(silver) and bring the sheriff(which is Gold here!) or someone....!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ardesheer, One of my better Rule 5 posts.