Saturday, September 28, 2013

Alligator Shoes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, 
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors 
were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude 
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just 
go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes 
at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll 
luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, 
set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he 
spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, 
shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly 
toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great 
deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. 
The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, 
she shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"





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22 comments:

Mr. AOW said...

Gotta love those blondes!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr., I do I do.

Sandee said...

It just doesn't matter that these gals don't have a brain. Well it doesn't to you guys.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Rick Street said...

It is true blondes are more fun

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Why would it matter?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, I thought it was have more fun ... no matter.

Proof said...

Wasn't carrying one of those nice alligator bags, either!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, I did not notice that.

Opus #6 said...

Good joke!

LL said...

Blondes are important to the welfare of the universe.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, there was a joke?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, my welfare too.

USA_Admiral said...

At least she knows what is looking for even if she kills every gator in the bayou.

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Dang it Odie! I told you never to tell that story about me to anyone! ;)

GOODSTUFF said...

crocodile crocs rock... NOT!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, Shoes is shoes, huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

DS, I didn't use your name ... until now, thanks.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, OK?

Ron Russell said...

Kill all them fricking gators Blondie! They are only unneeded predators they eat everything that enters the water from domistic dogs to occasional people. Screw those radical environmentalist that say they are needed----we got along for many years with just a few out there in the wild, but now they are everywhere, and a real danger to those of us who venture near the water. Especially here in the south.

edutcher said...

The hardest ones to find are the ones wearing wingtips.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, they make good shoes huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I would have said Air Jordan's.