A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude
of one
of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just
go out and
catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes
at a reasonable
price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll
luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps,
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps,
set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he
spotted
the young woman standing waist deep in the water,
shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly
toward
her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great
deal of effort
hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated,
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated,
she shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Other Shoe Wearing Rule 5 ers:
Gotta love those blondes!
ReplyDeleteMr., I do I do.
ReplyDeleteIt just doesn't matter that these gals don't have a brain. Well it doesn't to you guys.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Odie. :)
It is true blondes are more fun
ReplyDeleteSandee, Why would it matter?
ReplyDeleteRick, I thought it was have more fun ... no matter.
ReplyDeleteWasn't carrying one of those nice alligator bags, either!
ReplyDeleteProof, I did not notice that.
ReplyDeleteGood joke!
ReplyDeleteBlondes are important to the welfare of the universe.
ReplyDeleteOpie, there was a joke?
ReplyDeleteLL, my welfare too.
ReplyDeleteAt least she knows what is looking for even if she kills every gator in the bayou.
ReplyDeleteDang it Odie! I told you never to tell that story about me to anyone! ;)
ReplyDeletecrocodile crocs rock... NOT!
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, Shoes is shoes, huh.
ReplyDeleteDS, I didn't use your name ... until now, thanks.
ReplyDeleteGOODSTUFF, OK?
ReplyDeleteKill all them fricking gators Blondie! They are only unneeded predators they eat everything that enters the water from domistic dogs to occasional people. Screw those radical environmentalist that say they are needed----we got along for many years with just a few out there in the wild, but now they are everywhere, and a real danger to those of us who venture near the water. Especially here in the south.
ReplyDeleteThe hardest ones to find are the ones wearing wingtips.
ReplyDeleteRon, they make good shoes huh.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, I would have said Air Jordan's.
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