Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Hillbilly Bar

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and 
orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look 
up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to 
see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around 
here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the 
hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, 
I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. 
He's one of us."

Thanks David !

27 comments:

  1. It's wonderful to be a redneck.

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  2. Bwhahahahahahahaha. Just so you know I love rednecks Odie. Much better than liberals. I'm just saying.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

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  3. Lol! I'm proud to be a redneck :) That was great Odie!!

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  4. Hmmmm...

    Some of The Blonde's relatives are from WV.

    Give me a sec, I'm trying to figure out if I'm supposed to resent that.

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  5. Good one, Odie. Rather have a gun totin', Bible thumpin' redneck around than an Obama-lovin', commie liberal.

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  6. No wonder everything on four legs runs a little faster down there.

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  7. 2T2, it's something worth being proud of.

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  8. Sandee, you better because we're surrounding you.

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  9. Edutcher, why would you resent where the Blonde's from?

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  10. Lady, sounds like you're in good company then.

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  11. Sig94, yup they don't want to be mounted.

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  12. Thought I had taken that picture of my brothers off my facebook page! What's wrong with mounting animals. Don't know anyother way to ride my horse! Beside my grandfather got rid of all the stumps on the back 40!

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  13. Ron, when you have to you have to ... Gitty-up.

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  14. I have some (distant) relatives from around there. With that I have said enough.

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  15. Admiral, do you git tagether in a bar?

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  16. Does Deliverence and squeal give you a better picture?

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  17. Admiral, nothing like good old Southern hospitality.

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  18. lol. I'm a city girl, so I've only heard stories... don't have any personal experience.

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  19. She's from OH. It's some of her relatives...

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  20. "You ain't from around
    here, are ya?"


    Back in 2005 or so, I have those very words said to me in Ballplay, Tennessee, when Mr. AOW and I got off the paved roads and wandered via a dirt road up a hill and to a trailer -- the words uttered by an old woman in a feed sack dress and chewing tabaccy and spitting as she uttered the words. She was holding a shotgun in her other hand.

    True story.

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  21. Edutcher, that's a little north for most hillbillies isn't it?

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  22. AOW, "You ain't from around
    here, are ya?"

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  23. West Virginia - 3,000,000 people - 15 last names.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.