Thursday, November 8, 2012

Let's Get Back To Normal Around Here.

A senior citizens group charters a bus for an 
overnight gambling casino trip. 

An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 
'I've just been molested!'

The driver felt  that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.. 
So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit  down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward and 
claims that she was just molested.  The driver thought he 
had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting 
these old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says
that she'd been molested too.

The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and pulls 
into the first rest area.

When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old 
man on his  hands and knees crawling in the  aisles.

'Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?' 
says the bus  driver.

'I lost my toupee.  I thought I found it three times, but  
every time I tried to grab it, it gets up and runs  away!'
Thanks David !

18 comments:

Opus #6 said...

Aaack!

Randy-g said...

Normal...Heh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I found it!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, think of where you are.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. I would think at their age they'd keep there mouths shut. Just saying.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Ron Russell said...

Now that's "hairy", oops meant to say "scary"!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, just listening.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, you know you said it right the first time.

Scott Way said...

Be careful! You never know what you might "pick up" on a bus nowadays.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, I've always enjoyed reaping the rewards of bus travel.

Nate said...

BWAHAHA!!!!!

Boy, I needed that laugh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Nate, you're new here. That's what I do here. Glad to help. A lot of us feel the same. Rake a look at the older posts. You'll laugh your ass off.

Scooney Adrift said...

For me, the cartoon at the end says
it all!
I went to the store yesterday and a young fellow actually held the door open for me! That old guy in the mirror must actually be me!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, I know what you mean. It snowed last night and me with a cold was out there clearing it. Oh but of course I slipped on the ice and down I went. It's tough when you're 65.

edutcher said...

Ouch!!!

BTDT. Did anything go crack?

Brooke said...

You men aren't exempt to this rule!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, yes everything.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, perzackly