Saturday, November 24, 2012

A Blond ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane.
 Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he 
thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. 
Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first 
passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, 
"little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" and the little 
girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty".
 Next they passed a little boy
who was also crying. And they again asked, 
"little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" 
and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down and killed my new puppy."
 Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, 
"why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde 
said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

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22 comments:

Randy-g said...

I just love blondes...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, ME TOO !

Sandee said...

Bless her heart. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, watch out for farting blonds.

Scott Way said...

Blondes are always lucky too...It didn't fall on her.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scotty, is that lucky?

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Gaza must be hiding their flatuent blondes with all those veils,,,,,,

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, Blonds in Gaza?

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Odie, "Hiding" and "veils" are the keywords lol.

Could be their own form of domestic terrorism and not any fault of Israel ?????

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, I'm just glad women in Gaza where veils.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

No truer words spoken Odie!

edutcher said...

There are people like that.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, ah we agree

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, nothing about Blonds.

Brooke said...

Exploding apples... They did that on Firefly! ;)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, the TV show? I guess I missed that part.

Ron Russell said...

Hey, don't tell the Arabs about Blonde farts. Opps, forgot its ok they don't have any.

Brooke said...

Yeah, it was a story that Zoe and Mal were telling in the mess hall. "War Stories", I think.

They always cut their apples b/c during the war some of the enemy gave them a Griswald in an apple... Pressure grenade. Bite into it and your head is a mess...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, No blond farting A'Rabs.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, no pulling the pin with your teeth either.

Reaganite Republican said...

Nice work, I admire what you do on the documentary level

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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RR, we at woodsterman have you in mind when we post.