Monday, October 25, 2010

Test To Follow ...

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read: 

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation. 
5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.   


Political Science 101 
    

A Short Spelling Lesson:
 

The last four letters in  American........I Can

The last four letters in  Republican......I Can

The last four letters in Democrats.......Rats

End of Lesson, now educate the masses by passing this on.

Test to follow in NOvember

4 comments:

The War Planner said...

Spelling lesson reminds me of the old joke wherein the kid asks the guy at the burger stand, "can I have a burger with ketchup and onions?"

..and the guy responds, "We're outta onions kid. What else you want?"

To which the kid replies, "mustard and onions."

Exasperated, the guy says, "Look, kid..you take the 'tom' out of tomato and waddya got?"

"..ato?"

Yeah, now you take the 'po' out of potato and waddaya got?"

"..ato?"

"yeah! Now you take the 'f**k' out of onions and waddaya got?"

The kid thinks for a minute and says, "there ain't no f**k in onions, mister!"

"That's what I been tryin' to tell ya, kid, there's no f**kin' onions!"

banned said...

@The War Planner, LOL, ta for that. Reminded me a famous UK TV advert for Typhoo Tea in which they claimed to "Put the T in BriTain" to which some wag replied "Maybe so but who put the c**t in Scunthorpe?"


6. socialists always run out of other peoples money.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

TWP, You need to join the staff at Woodsterman. That's good one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

YES banned, a variation on margaret Thatcher's famous quote, "Socialism always fails when you run out of other people's money."

That's a great #6 banned.