Bird is the Word

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David Says, "Good Ones" Once More

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Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 145 ~

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David Says, "Good Ones"

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I Love The Beach ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him ''I bet you've never been hugged before.'' The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, ''I bet you've never been kissed before.'' The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, ''I bet you've never been fucked before.'' The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, ''Well you are now because the tide is coming in!''

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Other Looking For Legs In All The Wrong Places Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain  
Proof Positive

Guns and Bikinis

RULE 5 SITES 
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Adrienne's Corner

The Feral Irishman

Knuckledraggin My Life Away

Diogenes' Middle Finger

Ninety Miles From Tyranny

Doubletroubletwo  

Angrymikes hood 

MissK's World...

American Power

A Nod To The Gods  

Political Clown Parade

 The Last Tradition

The Right Way

Baseball

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Oh Joe!

"Oh Joe!"

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More Liberal Nonsense

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Observations

Astute (but true) Observations


There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and dipshit's.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

I live in my own little world, but it's OK.  Everyone knows me there.

I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with ’Guess’ on it.  I said, ‘Left Tackle?’

I don't do drugs.  I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

I don't like political jokes.  I've seen too many get elected. 

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade.  If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary’s.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team's winning.

Marriage changes passion . . . suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.  If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't need the freakin' class!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't you know it!  Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison.

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Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 144 ~

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