Saturday, April 14, 2018

I Love The Beach ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him ''I bet you've never been hugged before.'' The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, ''I bet you've never been kissed before.'' The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, ''I bet you've never been fucked before.'' The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, ''Well you are now because the tide is coming in!''






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4 comments:

  1. LLApril 14, 2018 at 7:26 AM

    Yes, Beach is good.

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  2. edutcherApril 14, 2018 at 8:32 AM

    It never fails to amaze me how little material they can make into a woman's bathing suit.

    Of course, only models can wear them.

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)April 14, 2018 at 3:02 PM

    LL, Ugh beach good!

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)April 14, 2018 at 3:03 PM

    edutcher, is this a great country or what!

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