Mohammad's Goat is Still in Mourning

Mohammad's Hoverboard Bomb Fail 

~OR~ Mooselimb Flashpoint!

Thanks Hal

Happy Anniversary . . . .

60 Years together

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."  "Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing is we're all together today."

Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you. “It’s nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college.
Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and said,

"WHAT? You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep", said the father. "Cheap ones, too . . ."

Thanks Dan

Memories From Back in the Day...

Thanks David

The Left And All Its Crap . . . .

I would like to start this off with an

observation. Europe fought the Mooselimbs

for hundreds of years ... AND WON!

They are now, after all of this time,

surrendering. The Left will kill us all.

From my left hating buddies at Facebook

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LI

~OR~ Getting Pretty For Muhammad 

 

Sunday Funsterman

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Co-ed ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A Reoccurring Request 

Ladies: Hope This Helps . . . .

(And I Haven't Forgotten The Guys)

Ladies photos from iHeart Radio (LINK)

Other Lovers of Flesh Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

T. G. I. Funnierest Friday

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Another Darwin Award Finalist

~OR~ If Obama Had An Adopted Son . . . .

 

Darwin Award Finalist

~OR~ If Obama Had A Son . . . .

Thanks Hal