NewsBusted 11/16/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Driving Miss Sarah

2011 GM Car

Current Events Test

This is a terrific test.  And it shows results in a number of ways. 

It sure indicates that the majority of Americans don't know 

what's going on.  No wonder our politicians take    

such advantage. Interesting and simple test.
It's astonishing that so many people got less than half right.  

These results say that 80% of the (voting) public doesn't have 

a clue - and that's pretty scary.  There are no tricks here - just 

a simple test to see if you are current on your information.

Test your knowledge with 11 questions, then be ready to 

shudder when you see how others did. how did you do?

TEST LINK

NewsBusted 11/12/10 ~ NewsBusted.org

Veterans Day Salute

Happy Veterans Day

Is our Commander in Chief at Arlington ? Oh, 

again? I just thought I'd ask.

Below is a photo of someone you might know.

Can you tell by looking at the name on the 

truck. He'll never change .....

Happy Veterans Day to all the Vets out there. And

to those of you that didn't serve, but help us

celebrate .... God Bless You ! You'll never know

how much it really means.

Father O'Malley

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring

day in his new Washington DC parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep 

breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the 

middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the US House of Representatives 

for assistance.
The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is 

Speaker Pelosi. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself.  This is Father 

O'Malley at St. Brigid's.  There's a jackass lying dead in 

me front lawn.  Would ye be so kind as to send a couple 

o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
 

Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, 

replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my 

impression that you people took care of last rites!"
 

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.  

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, 

but we are also obliged to first notify the next of kin."

NewsBusted 11/9/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Unionized Hookers ....

Hookers' Union Rules

A  dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.  
When he  got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 
"Is this a union  house?"
"No," she  replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well,  if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80  and the girls get $20,'"she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more  equitable, hopefully unionized, shop. His search continued until finally he  reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And, if I pay  you $100, what cut do the girls get?"  

"The  girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said. 
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room,  and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed  blonde.  

"I'd  like her," he said. 

"I'm  sure you would, sir," said the Madam,  then she gestured to a   92-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years  seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

NOW you know what's wrong with unionization;  be it  teachers,

government workers, auto workers, etc.  

Thanks Allison @ A Daily Laugh