Happy Funday ~ Bob And The Blonde

 

Bob walked into a sports bar around 5:58 PM.

He sat down next to a very attractive blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 6 PM news was coming on.

The news crew was covering the story

Of a man on the ledge of a large building

preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said,

"Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said,

"You know, I reckon he'll jump."

The blonde replied,

"Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,

"You're on!"

The blonde placed her money on the bar, and kept watching the scene on the telly.

The guy on the ledge

did a swan dive off the building,

falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset,

but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.

"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied,

"I can't take your money.

I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,

so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied,

"I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money!

Thanks Hal