Heh, #5 is a redhead. "yes dear whatever you say dear" is a phrse to remember. It satisfies and annoys at the same time. "Should we move the couch over here?" "Yes dear, whatever you say dear". "Do these pants make my butt look big?" "No your butt makes your butt look big, but, Yes dear, whatever you say dear"
#3 reminds me of a April Fools joke that was pulled back in the early 90's when I worked night shift at a Help Desk. The other tech and I swapped all of the "M" and "N" keys around on all 40 of the workstations. When I got to work the next day my manager told me in a very harsh tone to come to her office. I was thinking "oh shit". As soon as the door was closed she started laughing and told me she thought it "fucking hilarious and to tell everybody that she had read me the riot act". She rose quickly in the company and she would find a reason to put me on her team. I enjoyed working for her as we had a similar sense of humor.
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ReplyDeleteedutcher, same here. Just don't let the two blondes dye their hair red.
DeleteHeh, #5 is a redhead.
ReplyDelete"yes dear whatever you say dear" is a phrse to remember. It satisfies and annoys at the same time. "Should we move the couch over here?" "Yes dear, whatever you say dear". "Do these pants make my butt look big?" "No your butt makes your butt look big, but, Yes dear, whatever you say dear"
mer, NEVER discuss butts with women who have large ones.
DeleteThat's my kind of salad, Odie. Loved all of these. Hope you had a wonderful day.
ReplyDeleteYou all be safe and God bless.
LindaG, they're so good, I have one for breakfast too.
Delete#3 reminds me of a April Fools joke that was pulled back in the early 90's when I worked night shift at a Help Desk. The other tech and I swapped all of the "M" and "N" keys around on all 40 of the workstations. When I got to work the next day my manager told me in a very harsh tone to come to her office. I was thinking "oh shit". As soon as the door was closed she started laughing and told me she thought it "fucking hilarious and to tell everybody that she had read me the riot act". She rose quickly in the company and she would find a reason to put me on her team. I enjoyed working for her as we had a similar sense of humor.
ReplyDeletetsquared, you be a bad boy.
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